My kitchen counter is an egg sorting station based upon the destiny of each; some eggs will be hatched, eaten by my family, gifted and blown for various purposes including display or crafting and selling to fellow crafters, magazines and egg aficionados. During the egg-blowing process some eggs don’t make the cut to be sold due to an imperfection, but, being an egg hoarder, I can’t bear to throw out a beautiful egg shell, which has left me with a stash of eggs ideally suited for certain craft projects, Easter Egg decorating and egg dyeing.
My daughters appreciate a good knock-knock joke, so I decided to fill some blown eggs with laughter this Easter instead of the usual candy, toys or money. The eggs will be cracked open to reveal the funny within.
FORTUNE COOKIE STYLE EASTER EGGS
SUPPLIES NEEDED
Clean, empty eggs (plastic or blown eggs)
Modge Podge
tissue paper
small paintbrush
paper fortunes, jokes, riddles, etc. (see below)
LET’S MAKE IT!
Depending on the size of the hole in the eggshell, roll or fold fortunes and insert into empty egg. Apply a small amount of decoupage or glue to the ends of blown egg with paintbrush & seal hole with a small piece of tissue paper.
PRINTABLE –> Easter Egg Fortune jokes and riddles
Kathy Shea Mormino
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My kitchen counter is an egg sorting station based upon the destiny of each; some eggs will be hatched, eaten by my family, gifted and blown for various purposes including display or crafting and selling to fellow crafters, magazines and egg aficionados. During the egg-blowing process some eggs don’t make the cut to be sold due to an imperfection, but, being an egg hoarder, I can’t bear to throw out a beautiful egg shell, which has left me with a stash of eggs ideally suited for certain craft projects, Easter Egg decorating and egg dyeing.
My daughters appreciate a good knock-knock joke, so I decided to fill some blown eggs with laughter this Easter instead of the usual candy, toys or money. The eggs will be cracked open to reveal the funny within.
FORTUNE COOKIE STYLE EASTER EGGS
SUPPLIES NEEDED
Clean, empty eggs (plastic or blown eggs)
Modge Podge
tissue paper
small paintbrush
paper fortunes, jokes, riddles, etc. (see below)
LET’S MAKE IT!
Depending on the size of the hole in the eggshell, roll or fold fortunes and insert into empty egg. Apply a small amount of decoupage or glue to the ends of blown egg with paintbrush & seal hole with a small piece of tissue paper.
PRINTABLE –> Easter Egg Fortune jokes and riddles
Well Kathy, you know that old saying, it pays to be stupid, just not much? There are some real doosies raising chickens, I’m one of em! Lol
OMG, Judy. You’ve been listening to too many attorneys! ROFL!!
Kathy, I’m still waiting to see fur n feathers fly when someone gives their chickens coffee. There are some very dingy people out there! In case one of them is reading this, people drink coffee, not animals, it is toxic to critters! Caffeine overdose kills. OK, I’ve done my civic duty.